gj you

For 2009, the federal government voted NASA one of the best places to work.
~gj you. kiss own ass much?

Just thought i’d fill you guys in on where America’s priorities lie

Brad Pitt just bought a new bachelor pad…. IT COMES WITH A CAVE!! Is he try working on becoming bat man? He better be!
~gj you

The Wall Street Journal lists that the Red Cross estimates at least 45 thousand dead. Then the Washington Post decides to have the indecency to write an article, only mentioning the 15 dead US citizens.

~gj you selfish pricks

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A survey was recently done in the UK asking a random sample of people if they knew who Steve Jobs was. Turns out that the country which housed Sherlock Holmes doesn’t have the same deductive capability as the latter, nothing even remotely close actually. Turns out 20% of those surveyed thought that Steve Jobs was actually a soccer player, football in their terminology. Another 10% guessed he was a trade union leader. So next time the British point fingers at America being the country stamped as having the most ignorant population, take solace in the fact that at least we hold the all-important knowledge of who heads the company which gave us the I-phone. After hearing this, I guess it won’t surprise you that 88% of respondents also had no idea what Twitter is. ~gj you Brits, my Grandpa officially has more technological knowledge than you

So a year after the fact, sources are still coming out with various quotes which were said regarding Barack Obama during the presidential campaign. The most recent of these being Democrat Harry Reid’s statement that Obama could be successful as a black candidate because of the fact that he was “light-skinned” and didn’t have a “Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” I guess this means that unless 50 Cent or Lil’ Wayne become president, America will just refuse to believe that our president is black enough to truly be considered African-American. ~gj you stereotypical congressmen, way to set a great example for your progeny

Without even getting to play a single game this season, the No. 1 Draft pick in 2009, Blake Griffin, managed to injure his knee while (get this…) jumping into a pool. The one kid whose emergence into professional basketball was being watched by all of America managed to land himself on the bench for the whole of his first season. ~gj you, and next time, skip out on the cannonball dive

So I was looking online for new ridiculous technologies which our hard working scientists are coming out with, and I came across the concept of a sugar-powered phone. You’d simply empty out a can of soda into the tube shaped phone, and Wah-Lah, you’re ready to go. [http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/12/sugar-powered-phone-concept-robs-us-of-perfectly-good-coke/] Seems like the perfect invention, Americans would lose weight because they’d be cutting down on soda, and on top of that, global warming would be a problem of the past because of the decrease in energy consumption. ~gj you innovative intellectuals (now just hope apple and their iphone don’t come after you like GM took the electric car out of business)

On my recent adventures throughout the interwebs, I came across an almost intellectual take on the term “fo sheezy.” Apparently it actually has a long, complex past as it first began as an abbreviation of “fo sheezy, my neezy,” which was actually the bastardization of “fo shizzle my nizzle,” which in term originated from “Fa sho my N***a,” which is a simplification of “For sure my Negro.” And this whole long chain of terminology can all be traced back to the words “I concur with you, my African brother.” So for everyone who had been wondering up til this point, now you know. ~g-jeezy yeezy fosheezy