gj you

Courtesy of Mark:

So today, my friend was called by the Apple’s app approval staff, Steve. Steve is to inform him that Steve’s colleague, a Chinese woman, says that the iPhone app in question is offensive and makes false statements about Confucius. Oh and Steve also told my buddy to remove the keywords “porn” and “vibrator” from the keywords. But hey, at least Steve is a real nice guy.

~gj you, Steve, are a nice guy, but your staff sucks

How do I know my education has not gone wasted?

Via Business Law:

An Appeals Court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can’t claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep… what he gave her was a gift-an absolute and irrevocable “Transfer of Title to Property” from a donor to a donee.

~gj you made me so much wiser

“1 in 5 students without broadband go to college. Broadband expands the opportunity of your child to go to college.”

You have a 1 in 2 chance of going to college, if you’re Chinese.

~gj you. That’s even better than getting broadband.

Most intense basketball game ever

During the middle of the Bulls vs. Raptors game, Jarrett Jack realized mid-dribble that his shoe was untied. So he bent over, with the clock still running, and took care of business. As a testament to just how crappy the Bulls defense is, instead of stealing the ball, they stood and watched. ~gj Bulls, you have officially been nominated the worst NBA team of the decade

After reading the discovery of obesity gene, I googled skinny gene in haste. Maybe there’s a medium sized gene, a super sized gene, and a happy meal gene. ~gj you just roughly learned bodybuilding 101

Sarah Palin partied with the mainstream media. I quote “Sarah Palin may have some ’splainin’ to do” ~ gj you guys need better columnists

Used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility led to the popular phrase “blow smoke up one’s ass.”

~gj you